What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Is there any evidence to support the existence of people who have experienced "gangstalking"? Or is it a psychological phenomenon?

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

What would Spanish sound like if only latin and Greek words were used, like some romance analogy to anglish?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Why do guys look up TikTok girls instead of porn? My boyfriend of two years, looks up big boobs on TikTok. He has never once cheated on me, not on social media or IRL. He claims it’s to “get off real quick if I’m not home.”

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Make Nazis afraid again!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …